Monday, May 06, 2024

 

My bad car

 I gotta get off car topics, I know... but it does make for great haiku!

This second paragraph of Craig A's poem... I like it more than anything I've seen in a long time. Great work:

Sixty two Chevy wag
Ran on six of eight cylinders
Beer can patched exhaust.

Crash it and leave it rig,
Summer ride to life guard gig.
Best beater car ever!

Desiree is not a Prius fan:

Rented a Prius.
Crappy little car that could
Not clear a speed bump.

RTI had a stinker:

Geo Metro, ack!
Felt like a rolling bomb
But also, quite slow.

And this anonymous entry rings true!:

Bad Chevy Vega!
Your engine parted melted, then
You went, “TICK TICK TICK…”



# posted by Mark Osler @ 1:00 AM
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