Friday, November 20, 2020

 

Haiku Friday: Grosse Pointe Antifa

 


If you somehow missed it yesterday, something wonderful and profoundly silly happened on the interwebs. Monica Palmer, the dopey Republican member of the Wayne County Board of Canvassers who swooned when Donald Trump called her (and then tried to rescind her vote to certify the election results), complained that she was being targeted by "Antifa of Grosse Pointe." Which, happily, led to the internet going bananas. Since my family is probably the closest thing to Antifa in Grosse Pointe, I guess she was talking about us...

Anyways, it is worth some haiku! Here, I will go first:

GP Antifa
That must be who looted the
Talbots and Mole Hole.

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable formula, and have some fun!


Comments:
Dressed in their finest
from Brooks Brothers and Hickey's;
Martini in hand

Grosse Pointe elite
Loot the local village stores
with Amex in hand

While sidewalk strolling
Osler's - Grosse Pointe Antifa
sing silly carols

 


Planning to overturn
some pancakes.. perfect cover
green pants and pink shirt

 
Antifa leader
In Grosse Pointe is known only
As "Commander Spike."
 
Lilly Pulitzer
Country Club of Detroit
Grosse Pointe Antifa
 
oops!
It should read:

Lilly Pulitzer
THE Country Club of Detroit
Grosse Pointe Antifa
 
John Cusack knew it!
Went back to stop "The Grocer"
Antifa Ackroyd
 
Secret antifa,
Destroying Amerika,
Vote Michigan.
 
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