Friday, November 20, 2020
Haiku Friday: Grosse Pointe Antifa
If you somehow missed it yesterday, something wonderful and profoundly silly happened on the interwebs. Monica Palmer, the dopey Republican member of the Wayne County Board of Canvassers who swooned when Donald Trump called her (and then tried to rescind her vote to certify the election results), complained that she was being targeted by "Antifa of Grosse Pointe." Which, happily, led to the internet going bananas. Since my family is probably the closest thing to Antifa in Grosse Pointe, I guess she was talking about us...
Anyways, it is worth some haiku! Here, I will go first:
GP Antifa
That must be who looted the
Talbots and Mole Hole.
Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable formula, and have some fun!
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Dressed in their finest
from Brooks Brothers and Hickey's;
Martini in hand
Grosse Pointe elite
Loot the local village stores
with Amex in hand
While sidewalk strolling
Osler's - Grosse Pointe Antifa
sing silly carols
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from Brooks Brothers and Hickey's;
Martini in hand
Grosse Pointe elite
Loot the local village stores
with Amex in hand
While sidewalk strolling
Osler's - Grosse Pointe Antifa
sing silly carols
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