Osler's Razor

Yesterday, former Trump advisor Steve Bannon was arrested for defrauding Trump-following border wall enthusiasts through a fake charity.

Which, as I write it, sounds like some kind of low-budget political fiction, but I guess we are all kind of getting used to that.

Anyways, Bannon was arrested off the coast of Connecticut while sipping coffee on the deck of a $35 million dollar mega-yacht owned by a fugitive Chinese billionaire.

Which, again, sounds like something that a guy who was a little drunk just made up.

 But, I suppose that is just one of many things that people can do on a boat! ("that" being suffering arrest at the hands of postal inspectors who have uncovered your fake $25 million charity that fleeced Fox News watchers to enrich Bannon and three buddies). Let's haiku about some other things people have done, would like to do, or have heard of people doing on a boat!

Here, I will go first:

Four kids in a boat
We all think we are fishing
But such a racket!

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable formula, and have some fun.