Friday, January 18, 2019

 

Haiku Friday: Bad TV



The terrible New Years special highlighted here yesterday has had my mind buzzing about bad television ever since. Let's haiku about that this week! We all suffered through-- and sometimes loved-- some television that really just was not that good. Here, I will go first:

A nuclear war
Spared only Volvo drivers
What next, humankind?

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable formula, and have some fun!

Comments:
The Sopranos- no.
Fat guys with guns and big cars
Shooting at each other.
 
Juvenile sex jokes
kids moving on from Disney
I miss the Nick shows
 
I recall watching
Coronet Blue in my youth.
It didn't last long.
 
Gilligan! Help the
Professor fix the boat or
I’ll kill you, dummy!
 
In Beverly Hills,
Atlanta, places afar
Real Housewives ha ha...
 
The Red Green Show, eh?
Canadian TV’s “best.”
SNL in plaid.
 
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