Friday, July 27, 2018

 

Haiku Friday: On the Plane


I'm not sure why, but I always seem to end up next to the biggest person on the plane. There are some issues about that... but it's not the only challenge people face while flying. Let's haiku about that today-- the good, the bad, the baffling!

Here, I will go first:

Hello again, Miss
Giant Rolling Bag! Won't fit?
You are surprised?

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern and have some fun!


Comments:
Why load front to back?
Airline, your way is too slow.
Back first is better!!!
 
Hands in the air, you!
Hand over the bag, or else!
Have a safe flight now.
 
When you are quite large
Annoying others feels bad
But disdain feels worse
 
Southwest, I miss your
backward-facing seats. They made
flying your planes fun!

 
Tall husband, taller
NFL player. Me? I
take the middle seat.
 
You brought how much stuff?
You could have left the kitchen
Sink at home, you know.
 
Really? In your seat?
You just had to floss your teeth
while sitting by me?
 
Flying on Southwest
"E" exit row seat - snagged
Even boarding C
 
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