Osler's Razor: Haiku Friday: School supplies

Haiku Friday: School supplies

I love this time of year. Loooooooove it! And one of the things I love about it is getting school supplies. It just seems right.

So, let's haiku about that this year. Pens, pencils, backpacks, glue, protractors, law books, whatever. Just do it. Here, I will go first:

Mom said "non-toxic" meant

It was safe to eat. So, yeah,

I ate all the paste.

Now it is your turn! Just used the 5/7/5 syllable formula and have some fun!

# posted by Mark Osler @ 12:00 AM

Comments:

Fourth grade supply list
states 4 "Duo-tang" folders
whatever those are...

# posted by

Christine : 12:32 PM

Haiku exposes
A generation gap?
I ate "glue," not "paste."

# posted by

CTL : 1:30 PM

A new protractor,
Great, now I have a new one,
What's a protractor?

# posted by

Please Mom, Please Mom, Please!!!
I NEED this Trapper Keeper.
And Reebok Pumps too.

P.S. I got neither.

# posted by

Gavin : 4:43 AM

Trapper Keeper?

# posted by

Christine : 8:05 AM

Hurricane Harvey:
Houston kids get Monday off.
Texas Groundhog Day.

# posted by

CTL : 5:06 PM

Hitting used bookstores
To find "Nineteen Eighty-Four,"
No copies around.

# posted by

Amy Garrou : 9:32 PM