Friday, October 14, 2016

 

Haiku Friday: Creepy Clowns!


This is the worst Halloween-time development ever: Creepy clowns hanging around in the woods. 

Here is the deal: clowns were always creepy. This is not a new development. At the least, maybe now we will ask some kids how they feel about clowns before we just assume they will find them amusing and fun.

Let's haiku about clowns this weekend! Feel free to take some liberties with the theme. Here, I will go first:

Next to Kid-Catchers
(From Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang)
Clowns are scariest.

Now it is your turn! Use the 5/7/5 syllable formula, and have some fun...


Comments:
Send in the Clowns, Don't
Bother, They're Here---in the Pres-
idential Campaign
 
This might explain my
disdain of make up I was
once a creepy clown

When I see photos
from 5th and 6th grade I cringe
Why not a Princess?
 
Scary orange haired clown
lurking behind Hillary
angrily glaring
 
Anh Dep is confused
Her poem does not follow
proper Haiku form
 
Good Grief, get a grip
Harmless happy childhood fun
Love the Circus clowns
 
At Macy’s parade
Cousin made me shake clown’s hand
I cowered in fear.

 
Red Skelton, Bozo,
The Town Clown, Oopsie Daisy...
Good clowns, days gone by
 
IPLawGuy: Aren't you at least a little bit intrigued by the iBike 8000?

 
Always way too tall,
Circus clowns made me wonder
If I should be scared.


 
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