We are all thinking about it… so why not haiku about it? You can pick any candidate, even those who have dropped out. Here are some possible choices:
Jindal
Bush
Lindsay Graham
Rand Paul
Martin O'Malley
Lincoln Chaffee
And dozens more!
Here, I will go first...
Bernie believes it
I'm not sure about the rest
Are they fakin' it?
Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable formula, and have some fun!
Now I miss Jindal
ReplyDeleteKooky crazy old Bobby
Where is he now? (cough)
Big Don, Lil Marco
ReplyDeleteConservatives were awful
Still, Kasich stands tall
Oh, Mitt Romney, you!
ReplyDeleteJust can't stay away from it.
Chris Christie feels it.
I can't help but think
ReplyDeleteIs this the best you can do?
These clowns are A-List?
Liars. Psychopaths.
Your years of hard-selling fear
Brought us to this point.
And now you worry
The monster you created
Will kill your party
You miss the point, friend
Who cares about your party?
Your time, I think... DONE.
Hate? Anger? Hard sells.
You go the way of the WHIGs
Forgotten, not missed.
Something new will rise
To fill the empty void left
Don't know who or what
I hope they bring love,
Candor, equality, hope,
Humility, too.
My country needs that
Is this the best WE can do?
I really hope not.
Maybe Trump's problem
ReplyDeleteAre his oversized palms with
Regular fingers
Over here! Kasich!
ReplyDeleteEveryone ignores the guy.
Get what we deserve.
Only one word fits
ReplyDeletewhen describing Donald Trump
Obstreperousness!
Politics Makes strange....
ReplyDeleteWhat is Chris Christie's motive?
....bedfellows. Help Us
I will vote for Doug.
ReplyDeleteWhat, he isn't running? OK
Then. so, Donald (Duck).
Hillary's m.o.?
ReplyDeleteJust wants to be President
Romney was the same.
Tsunamis were his
ReplyDeleteNumber One Fear ,he saw himself,doomed
Running.Death.Taxes
Only Ronald Reagan
Could save him or The Virgin Mary.
They had such nice smiles,good hair.
His wife left him.Fear.
He listened to Rush on the radio
Icy ants crawling
On his belly were
Eviscerated.Gone.No fear
No more.Think for me.Trump.
I will miss the three
ReplyDeletestooges after the billionaires
pick their candidate.
Candidates? For what?
ReplyDeleteThe one with the wolfish nose
Carries own made Bible
Could he be running
For Big Bad Boss Grand Inquisitor?
All the Maidens to keep track of for God!
Candidates? For what?
ReplyDeleteThe one with the wolfish nose
Carries own made Bible
Could he be running
For Big Bad Boss Grand Inquisitor?
All the Maidens to keep track of for God!
The Prom King of the
ReplyDeleteBullies und his Golden
Cadillac Über Hair