Wednesday, October 21, 2015
It's the Razor's college football poll!
Many of you have suggested that the Razor rank college football teams in order of quality, and we are happy to comply. Our rankings will be based on four factors:
1) Expertise at playing football
2) Academics
3) Pleasant school name
4) Mascot
For example, Ole Miss is ranked #23 in the Coaches Poll this week. They are doing pretty well in the expertise at playing football category, with a win over Alabama along with a few losses. The academics are ok but not great, the name is great, but the mascot ("Rebel Black Bear") is just confusing. Thus, overall, it drops to #25. Here are the rankings:
1. Stanford
2. Utah (I love the sound of that word)
3. Notre Dame
4. Baylor
5. Ohio State (that Brutus Buckeye is just ridiculous)
6) Iowa
7) Michigan
8) Cal
9) Duke
10) TCU
Any objections?
1) Expertise at playing football
2) Academics
3) Pleasant school name
4) Mascot
For example, Ole Miss is ranked #23 in the Coaches Poll this week. They are doing pretty well in the expertise at playing football category, with a win over Alabama along with a few losses. The academics are ok but not great, the name is great, but the mascot ("Rebel Black Bear") is just confusing. Thus, overall, it drops to #25. Here are the rankings:
1. Stanford
2. Utah (I love the sound of that word)
3. Notre Dame
4. Baylor
5. Ohio State (that Brutus Buckeye is just ridiculous)
6) Iowa
7) Michigan
8) Cal
9) Duke
10) TCU
Any objections?
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The Utah "Utes." Closed my eyes, thought "Utes" phonetically, up popped "My Cousin Vinny," Dem Utes got grit, too.
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: 12:11 PM
: 12:11 PM
Where's Sleepy Walleye to defend the honor of the MSU Spartans?
And if its Mascots you want, what about the UCSB Banana Slugs?
And if its Mascots you want, what about the UCSB Banana Slugs?
Indeed IPLG. I'm a day late. I've spent all my free time this week watching 10 seconds of football over and over again.
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