Haiku Friday: College Mascots

As many of you know, I am a huge fan of college mascots. I very much prize the photo above, showing my one chance to meet one of my major heroes.

Let's haiku about them this week!  Here, I will go first:

Goldy the Gopher

You make a bad game better!

(There are lots of those).

Now it is your turn! As a helpful aid, I have provided a list of mascots below.

Alameda College-- Cool E. Cougar ("The E. is for Education!")

American University-- Clawed Z. Eagle

Amherst College-- Lord Jeff

Baylor-- Some Bears (I think they are named Judge Judy and Judge Morton)

Colorado School of Mines-- Marvin the Miner

Columbia-- Roar-ee the Lion

Dartmouth-- Keggy the Keg

Georgia-- Hairy Dawg

Goucher-- Mortimer the Gopher

Harvard-- Chilly Willy the Penguin

Idaho-- Joe Vandal

Iowa-- Herky Hawk

Maine-- Bananas T. Bear

Michigan State-- Sparty the Spartan

US Naval Academy-- Bill the Goat

Northwestern-- Wildcat Willy

Ohio State-- Brutus the Buckeye

Oklahoma-- Norman Oklahoma

Purdue-- Boilermaker Big-Head Guy

Rhode Island School of Design-- Scrotie

RPI-- Puckman

Santa Cruz-- Sammy the Slug

Scottsdale Comm. College-- Artie the Fighting Artichoke
Stanford-- The Tree
Syracuse-- Otto the Orange
Texas-- Bevo the Languid Cow
Tufts-- Jumbo the Elephant
Vanderbilt-- Mr. C
Virginia Tech-- Hokie Bird
Whittier College-- Johnny Poet
William and Mary-- Col. Ebirt
Williams College-- Purple Cow
Wisconsin-- Bucky the Badger
Xavier-- The Blue Blob
Yale-- Handsome Dan

Now it is your turn! Just make it fun, and use a syllable count of 5/7/5...