Osler's Razor

It's summer-- even in Minnesota! And in the summer, it's important to stay cool and hydrated. For whatever reason, what you are sipping is more important in the summer. Let's haiku about that this week! Here are a few of the summer drinx you might consider:

-- Iced Tea
-- Lemonade
-- Soup
-- Ice Cold Beer
-- Iced coffee
-- Boiling Hot Beer
-- Sparkling water
-- Sauvignon blanc
-- Festus Brau
-- Frozen margarita
-- Lukewarm tap water in your cupped hands
-- Blue drink
-- Wine cooler
-- Water from the hose

Here, I will go first:

Large cherry limeade...
It's worth the drive to Sonic!
Later, chew the ice.

Now it is your turn. Use five syllables for the first line, seven syllables of the second, then forty-seven for the third line. No, wait, just five for the third line.  Sorry.