Osler's Razor

This week I got a mysterious package in the mail from Santa Cruz.  I know for some people they might think "My marijuana finally came!', but not me.  Inside was a beautiful book (available on Amazon) called Police Blotter Haiku, sent by the author Jim Jones.  It is awesome.  He also has a blog on the same subject, which you can see here.

As you might have already guessed, his haiku are ripped from the pages of actual police logs, which are ofter re-printed in small town newspaper.  For example:

Her deceased husband
rose from the grave to apply
for a Sears account.

So, let's take a page from Mr. Jones, and haiku about crime and cops and all that goes with it.  Here, I will go first:

Confusing bank note:
"Give money or I will die!"
Teller:  "Go ahead!"

Now it is your turn!  Have some fun with it (we aren't picky) and use the familiar 5 syllable/7 syllable/5 syllable recipe...