Monday, August 18, 2014
Miss Piggy!
Of all of the Muppets, Miss Piggy is the one I have had the most trouble with. I'm not sure what it is, but something about that pig just rubs me the wrong way. Even as a kid, I would yell at Kermit: "Run! Run!" but it didn't matter.
However, maybe I can rethink this based on Renee's haiku:
Porcine bulk she's
Kissable and curled luscious like
Mae West and throws her
Pearls and hips before
Frogs.Falsetto caresses,
"O Kermie!" Ruthless
When defied or at
The mere mention of bacon
Boa'd,never boring.
Not fraidy,like Wilbur
This is a pig in charge.Born
To bling.Chutzpah, thy
Name is Miss Piggy.
Gimmee some sugah,Sausage!
Piggy...WAIT! Don't hit me...