Osler's Razor

Last week I had an unfortunate event… I stopped for coffee while driving, and went to a place where it was dispensed out of a machine into a cup that you placed under a spigot.  I did that, but it only filled the cup about 2/3 of the way.  So I pressed the button again and then it overfilled the cup-- stuff was spilling all over!  I reached my hand in to grab the cup out of there and poured boiling-hot coffee on my hand.  Then I jerked my hand away and threw coffee all over myself.  I ended up with some bad burns.

It was quite a performance.  Maybe not quite as bad as that one day in Grand Marais or during the "Dallas Incident," but still pretty bad.

So let's haiku today about injuries-- to you, someone else, Joe Theisman, whoever.  I'll go first:

Ham-handed Osler
Tossing coffee straight upward;
It had to come down.

Now you go!  Just make it 5 syllables for the first line, 7 for the second, and 5 for the third… and don't hurt yourself!