Osler's Razor

It's Friday again!  And that means that it is time for some high-quality haiku.

I took this picture in New York earlier this week-- there was something really sweet about this clump of girls shopping together.  They might have been tourists or NYU students; I did not stop to ask (which would have been creepy anyways).

Let's haiku about friends today, friends of any sort.  Some of our friends are old, some are new, some are like us and others unlike.

Here is mine:

So, IPLawGuy;
I know all of his foibles
And make some up, too.

Now, you take a shot at it.  We are taking a broad view of friendship here, so you can think creatively.  Use 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third, and have some fun with it!