Wednesday, January 08, 2014

 

The Earthquake Button!


Last week I was at the Timberline Lodge on the slopes of Mr. Hood, and noticed the button pictured above in the elevator.

I understand the "call cancel" button, and I suppose if you press the button with a fireman's hat on, some firemen  will come.  But what happens if you hit the "earthquake" button?  Any ideas?


# posted by Mark Osler @ 12:00 AM
Comments:
Another fracking site begins operation?
# posted by Blogger diadelkendall : 9:31 AM
 
You feel your lower half commence to shake uncontrollably,and you start singing like Elvis. You find yourself strangely drawn to white sequined jumpsuits and desire nothing more than to throw white silk saves covered with your sweat to screaming women. Or: real loud and obnoxious bell sounds,thereby causing an earthquake!
# posted by Anonymous Mustang's Former Sally : 10:58 AM
 
If you are right, I really regret not pushing it...
# posted by Blogger Mark Osler : 11:56 AM
 
Hey, Sally…that sounds like the Magic Fingers vibrating bed!!
Also thank you for thinking of me as a date the other day, I’m truly flattered, coming from someone with such exquisitely discerning taste.
# posted by Blogger marta : 12:05 PM
 
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