Friday, January 03, 2014
Haiku Friday: Resolutions for OTHER people!
2013 is over! Hurray! Not that it was a total loss-- lots of good things happened. It's not a big thing, but someone sent me a link to the Star-Tribune's most-read opinion pieces from the year, and there was something wonderful about seeing my name listed along with my most-feared law prof from 1988, Stephen Carter.
But no more looking backwards... let's look forwards, and make some resolutions! If you feel compelled, please offer up, in haiku form, you own resolution. Or, if you prefer, maybe you could pony up a resolution for someone else! Here, I'll show you how that would work:
Hey, IPLawGuy!
Maybe next year you could buy
A new Camaro!
(His old one is pretty raggedy).
Now, you take a turn! Use the 5/7/5 syllable recipe, and make sure to do it soon, so I don't get all cranky like last week...
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Listen Osler--Geoff sucks!
I resolve to be
A Persian rug and approve
Whatever Geoff does! Not!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll show him divine
Bum with my gum boots up it
Kicking swiftly home.
I resolve to be
A Persian rug and approve
Whatever Geoff does! Not!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll show him divine
Bum with my gum boots up it
Kicking swiftly home.
She should not do Face-
Book. But she will. She should not
Eat on the sofa.
But she will. And all
Those empty boxes of just
What she needed,Ebay?
Why does she even
Go there? But she will again.
Squander time.Tap-dance
The vapid minutes on
Her noggin. make it sore.One
needs Respite.She wants more.
Book. But she will. She should not
Eat on the sofa.
But she will. And all
Those empty boxes of just
What she needed,Ebay?
Why does she even
Go there? But she will again.
Squander time.Tap-dance
The vapid minutes on
Her noggin. make it sore.One
needs Respite.She wants more.
Parents of young ones
who are impressionable
do not post, text, tweet ...
In their company,
give them attention, answer
questions, eye to eye.
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who are impressionable
do not post, text, tweet ...
In their company,
give them attention, answer
questions, eye to eye.
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