Sleepy Walleye!

So... I have to give it up for Sleepy Walleye's haiku about school supplies:

Handy Protractor
Measuring infinity?
It's done by degrees.

Simple, profound, fun... it's what haiku should be!

But, still, I did get a good laugh out of my dad's:

Some pro farmers had
pro tractors but they did not
bring them into school.