Osler's Razor

You know it's true-- there are just some people who drive you crazy.  Maybe it is a type of person, or one specific human, but we all have that challenge now and then.

I remember once reading that the snake's "natural enemy" was the owl.  I turned to someone in the room (it was at a party) and asked her who her natural enemy was.  She answered, with utter confidence, "my mother."  That's a crazymaker!

Here is mine:

The left lane cruiser
Going fifty-three or so....
What are you thinking?

It's really true.  People who use the left lane other than to pass drive me berserk.  I wave at them a lot, and try to talk them into moving over, but they can't hear me.

Now it is your turn!  Who drives you crazy?  Make it 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables, and have some fun with it!