Monday, January 07, 2013

Haiku Winner: JR!

Wow! 36 great entries last week-- and I loved them all. This one, though, told a story that spoke to me:

Statistics. You know
it's not good when your "grade" is
simply "Please See Me."


JR, a resident of DC, was most recently the lead pollster for the Romney campaign. His projections had Romney ahead by 5 points the day of the election, which turned out to be very... well, wrong. This shouldn't have been surprising,given his previous work as number-cruncher for Herman Cain.

Before all that, JR was well-known in the food n' beverage world as the guy who famously reversed the flavorings for Dr. Pepper and KFC somehow, leading to the worst-tasting soda ever.

3 comments:

  1. That was definitely the winner.

    Although I liked Renee's about the bottom bunk.

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  2. Anonymous9:03 AM

    What kind of a dorm has bunk beds?

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  3. Bunk beds or a loft were great ways to create a larter living area in tiny dorm roomsc

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