Friday, January 11, 2013
Haiku Friday: Food you would never eat!
Good discussion of food here yesterday, so why not keep it going a little?
Let's haiku about the food you would never eat. For me, and I hate to incense some of my readers, but that list would include McDonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwich. Not so much because of the weird fish it is made out of, but because of my staunch opposition to the
"-O'-" construction in naming things.
So, here is mine:
My Mom was steadfast:
No blue Kool Pops for Oslers!
I think she was right.
Now it is your turn: Craft a decent haiku, of 5/7/5 syllablage, and you just might get your bio posted right here this coming Monday.
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Sans prejudice,I
Inhale comestibles.Ne'er
Crown sweet with faux cream.
For,what is Cool Whip?
White nonesuch,with no cow? Merde!
Plump Cream tops all.
From my fingertip
You taste vanilla manna.
Cool Whip insults pie.
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Inhale comestibles.Ne'er
Crown sweet with faux cream.
For,what is Cool Whip?
White nonesuch,with no cow? Merde!
Plump Cream tops all.
From my fingertip
You taste vanilla manna.
Cool Whip insults pie.
<< Home