Way back on Tuesday, I raised the issue of people we are scared of, and the reaction was awesome. Let's haiku about that today!
Here is mine:
Wal-Mart Greeter... Eek!
Weathered hand lurches at me,
I run away, fast.
Now it is your turn! Make it 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables, and the winner gets their bio right here on Monday.
my beloved wife
ReplyDeletethrew a garlic press at me
perilous kitchen
I fear Underdog
ReplyDeleteHe can fly, wears underpants
Both wrong for a dog.
Tortures all 1Ls,
ReplyDeletewith collateral attacks.
Darn you Pennoyer.
His name was Vernon:
ReplyDeletebullied kids and neighborhood.
Hope he outgrew it.
Lucky the sad clown
ReplyDeleteStay away from my children!
Go back to your van.
A strange cable guy,
ReplyDeletePlease do not bend over like that,
Pants don't cover your butt.
He looks like Santa.
ReplyDeleteBut he ain't.Eyes white-hot
Rage,hate: Pharisee.
He sat in white truck
ReplyDeleteWatching."Are you the nurse?" Man Nonsensed me. Ran fast.
He looked like brother.
Young man,headband,camo clothes.
Followed me.Close.Grabbed.Scream.
Sisters "sat" brothers.
Maniacal basement laugh.
Crawled to car.Bro drove.
After this morning
ReplyDeleteIt's safe to say: I'm starting
To fear this whole world.
In keeping with my comments earlier this week.....
ReplyDeleteNose, ears, tongue, eye brows
studs and hoops jingle and glisten
TSA nightmare
wand ready, gloves snap
ma'am, assume the position
all clear, on to next
~*~**~~*~
the tattooed lady
extremely insecure, or
a real side show act
(Aside: Is that the Roswell, NM, Walmart? I've been, and it's very alien-themed.)
ReplyDeleteHer lips red lipstick
ReplyDeleteBlood red.Horned ebony hood.
Sin-dark beauty.Queen.
If I were to haiku, I'd second Jessica word for word.
ReplyDeleteThe man who packs heat
ReplyDeleteSurly the gun will save us
More guns...Tragedy
Armed man, full of hate.
ReplyDeleteOr is he mentally ill?
We must address both.