Rants, mumbling, repressed memories, recipes, and haiku from a professor at the University of St. Thomas Law School.
Cheese straws: are they cheese?Or straw? They are disgusting.Bad delicacy.Why is cilantro in everything? Hippie herb.Tastes like soap to me.Blue cheese, raw onions,curry, coconut, pears: whowants to blog for me?My dad likes almost Everything. Just not kidneys,lutefisk, lefse.How do you cook the kidneys, I asked. He: "You boilthe piss out of them."Lutefisk: it's the piece of cod that passes allunderstanding. Heh.
Cafeteria,The menu, pizza burgers,Red vomit on toast.
southern collard greens,bacon fat, vinegar, boil pot liquor delightpeople salivatemy food should look like somethingnot slimey brown slop
Okra inquiry:Do you serve it with a fork?Or with a Kleenex?
A long night's journey,Kumar, what were you thinking?Just for a slider?
Bit of food for thoughtMcDonald's posts CaloriesBut Arby's does not
End of the month in college, Calico Skillet.I'll pass on the cat.
Lunchtime hot plate beans:To eat or to analyze?Looked like dirt to me.
Sweet, sticky, purpleAt camp in Denton, TexasKool-aid called "Bug Juice"
A tin with a key!Yippee! Oh, yuck, what's that gel?Why would you buy Spam?PTC
It sat on my plate.My friend's mom proudly served: Eggsa la goldenrod.
Boarding School: "Duck Field Rice" we called it.Looked like whatthe geese left behind...
reply to :okra inquiry wash and dry thoroughly, chopfry, salt and pepperwill not be slimeyjust a little veggie oildon't cook them to death
Kot-lyet,cooked byNina NikolaevnaMeat awash in bilgeA too late entry. I've been to the auntie's 95th in Illinois,but wanted to write anyway!
Cheese straws: are they cheese?
ReplyDeleteOr straw? They are disgusting.
Bad delicacy.
Why is cilantro
in everything? Hippie herb.
Tastes like soap to me.
Blue cheese, raw onions,
curry, coconut, pears: who
wants to blog for me?
My dad likes almost
Everything. Just not kidneys,
lutefisk, lefse.
How do you cook the
kidneys, I asked. He: "You boil
the piss out of them."
Lutefisk: it's the
piece of cod that passes all
understanding. Heh.
Cafeteria,
ReplyDeleteThe menu, pizza burgers,
Red vomit on toast.
southern collard greens,
ReplyDeletebacon fat, vinegar, boil
pot liquor delight
people salivate
my food should look like something
not slimey brown slop
ReplyDeleteOkra inquiry:
Do you serve it with a fork?
Or with a Kleenex?
A long night's journey,
ReplyDeleteKumar, what were you thinking?
Just for a slider?
Bit of food for thought
ReplyDeleteMcDonald's posts Calories
But Arby's does not
End of the month in
ReplyDeletecollege, Calico Skillet.
I'll pass on the cat.
Lunchtime hot plate beans:
ReplyDeleteTo eat or to analyze?
Looked like dirt to me.
Sweet, sticky, purple
ReplyDeleteAt camp in Denton, Texas
Kool-aid called "Bug Juice"
A tin with a key!
ReplyDeleteYippee! Oh, yuck, what's that gel?
Why would you buy Spam?
PTC
It sat on my plate.
ReplyDeleteMy friend's mom proudly served: Eggs
a la goldenrod.
Boarding School: "Duck Field
ReplyDeleteRice" we called it.Looked like what
the geese left behind...
reply to :
ReplyDeleteokra inquiry
wash and dry thoroughly, chop
fry, salt and pepper
will not be slimey
just a little veggie oil
don't cook them to death
Kot-lyet,cooked by
ReplyDeleteNina Nikolaevna
Meat awash in bilge
A too late entry. I've been to the auntie's 95th in Illinois,but wanted to write anyway!