Haiku winner...

Our winner for this week is Jessica, who entered this haiku on the topic of internet advertising:

My Facebook ads
Will drive me to therapy
I'm not pregnant, Mark!**

**Zuckerberg. Not Osler.

What's not to love? It's referring to some goofy ad, and it uses a footnote! Plus, it absolves me of paternity.

Many of you may be wondering "who is this Jessica?" Good question!

Razorite Jessica first took the world by storm with her scathing critiques of the Waco social and dining scenes through her column in the local paper. "That Stinks!... by Jessica" ran in the Waco Regulon Bugler every Thursday, and always made for entertaining reading. Who could forget her short column on "Crickets" restaurant, which included the charge that "everything tastes like it was made with old bongwater," and noted that "good food rarely cohabitates with video games."

Moving on to the challenges of Houston, Jessica now is surveying and disparaging the restaurants, nightclubs, and Vespa rental facilities in that city. Congratulations, Jessica!