Monday, May 21, 2012
Haiku Winner: The Spanish Medievalist!
Of course he won! His haiku was awesome:
White t-shirt and jeans,
Boulevard of broken dreams,
I can be James Dean.
And now, forthwith, his bio:
El medievalista español es un fuerte y hombre. Proviene de las llanuras de América, teniendo los valores sólidos y protección de ingle sincero de la gente de esa zona. Nacido un luterano, hizo el trabajo misionero en lo más profundo de Dinamarca, llevar la palabra de Dios a ese oscuro (en invierno, de todas formas) esquina del mundo.
Ahora, el medievalista español es venerado como un Dios en el campus de la Universidad de Baylor, un orgulloso portador de la leyenda: ganador de Haiku!
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Hilarious! Watch out for Pickles! And thanks for the great bio and for picking my Haiku at winner this week. Totally made my Monday.
Does Pickles still bite? I hear she's a biter. Thanks, Woody and Renee for your kind words of support.
The winning haiku was so far superior to the rest of the field, that it almost seems there should have been two contests. But I have a question: Is the James Dean outfit all that comfortable, really? Just wearing it and attempting to pull it off convincingly sounds pretty uncomfortable.
You know I had a character in there Tyd I guess? She is Dutch and Blue and she wears oven mitts all the time and is always seeking medical marijunana... She says this funny thing all of the time..."Hector hector Hector hector Hector.." I guess she is freinds with a guy named Hector.
But anyway In my REAL LIFE recently I MET A GUY named HECTOR. He is this PhD guy in engineering and he is the boyfriend of a girl I know.. Mindy.. and he is really nice and funny etc it was great to meet him but THE ENTIRE TIME He is talking I have that kooky Dutch voice in my head going "HECTOR HECTOR HECTOR..." I kept laughing and the guy was like HUH? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH There was NO WAY I was going to try to BEGIN to explain to him...
"well, you see there is this guy Olser and he has hthis blog and he has this carton on the blog and I am a person in the cartoon who is Dutch and is always seeking Mediical Marijuana and wearing Blue Oven Mitts and she has this thing she says all of the tiem...."
No way. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
But anyway In my REAL LIFE recently I MET A GUY named HECTOR. He is this PhD guy in engineering and he is the boyfriend of a girl I know.. Mindy.. and he is really nice and funny etc it was great to meet him but THE ENTIRE TIME He is talking I have that kooky Dutch voice in my head going "HECTOR HECTOR HECTOR..." I kept laughing and the guy was like HUH? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH There was NO WAY I was going to try to BEGIN to explain to him...
"well, you see there is this guy Olser and he has hthis blog and he has this carton on the blog and I am a person in the cartoon who is Dutch and is always seeking Mediical Marijuana and wearing Blue Oven Mitts and she has this thing she says all of the tiem...."
No way. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Pickles will not be biting for a while. Someone knocked her teeth out. The chainsaw will suffice for now; she has a dentist hostage working on titanium implants.
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: 11:01 AM
Rolling a pack of Lucky Strikes into the sleeve is a little weird, but the rest is really comfortable. Weird serendipitous fact--that is what I am wearing right now. Too much information?
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