Osler's Razor

Apparently, IPLawGuy has an amazing knowledge of our nation's presidents. Here was his winning entry:


First Term G. Cleveland
Made tough choices, did not pander
Lost election.

And his bio:

IPLawGuy is an innovator in two worlds: Intellectual property law and skiing. In the realm of his vocation, he is well known for a series of cases which defined the “Garofalo Doctrine,” which allows for the free and uncompensated use of celebrity names and images to promote businesses that provide goods or services related to pancakes, time-share condominiums, nail-care products, and interstate trolley service. Similarly, in the field of skiing, he is generally recognized as the creator of the “windmill” technique, by which a skier proceeds down the mountain while pinwheeling his arms madly while exclaiming “Yi-yi-yi!” before colliding with either a row of motorcycles, live bears holding paint cans, or any bendable object that will make the noise “B-wonnnnnggggg!” when struck by said skier.