Friday, March 09, 2012

 

Haiku Friday: Bacon!


Here's one we haven't done yet! Can you tell I am hungry?

Who (besides vegetarians, and vegans, and swine themselves) doesn't love bacon? I you are ever trying to lure me into a room, I would recommend cooking up some bacon. I'll come right in... I can't help it. I'm not the only one, either-- I once saw the Spanish Medievalist rips some bacon right out of a spider monkey's paws at the Cameron Park Zoo. Really.

So, here we go:

Bacon is calling
Sizzle snap, it jumps my way
Just when I need it.

Now it is your turn! The winner gets their bio here on Monday. Just start with 5 syllables, then 7, the 5 in the last line. Have fun!

# posted by Mark Osler @ 12:01 AM
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# posted by Blogger The Medievalist : 1:27 AM
 
Bacon is frying,
Coffee is bubbling now,
Today is okay.
# posted by Blogger The Medievalist : 1:28 AM
 
Bacon o bacon
The house revolves around you
Brought home and/or cooked
# posted by Anonymous P. Rico : 9:16 AM
 
Bacon and champagne -
How better to celebrate
A Lenten Friday...
# posted by Blogger diadelkendall : 9:23 AM
 
My heart is achin'
To have me some more bacon
It's a pork fat thing.
Bob
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:34 AM
 
Did Bob just make rhyme
Out of "achin'" and "bacon?"
That's just genius, dude.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:51 AM
 
One meat to rule them
All, one meat to find them...and
in goodness bind them.

Also:

I'm pretty sure that
Vegans and swine still love
It. The fruit of meats.
# posted by Blogger CTL : 10:20 AM
 
Damn yummy pig meat!
Even Barbour would tell you:
Clemency denied.
# posted by Blogger Pete Surdo : 10:36 AM
 
The best I could do
in giving up most meat is
Bacotarian
# posted by Anonymous Billy McCutcheon : 1:45 PM
 
Salmon of the morn',
Salve of salt deprivation,
"Own me now, Bacon!"
# posted by Blogger emily : 3:20 PM
 
She's trying to lure
Him from football couch--bacon
in her brassiere? Score!
# posted by Blogger Renee : 3:40 PM
 
The smell of it...ah!
A Carnivores Chanel Five,
How moms wake the dead.
# posted by Blogger Renee : 3:48 PM
 
Her eggs pearls around
The sun;stars and moon made of
Bacon. Matchless Queen.
# posted by Blogger Renee : 4:00 PM
 
She rose at five,Mom...
To make Biscuits and gravy,
Eggs,bacon: God love her.
# posted by Blogger Renee : 4:09 PM
 
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# posted by Blogger Sara Sommervold : 5:02 PM
 
I have witnessed it
proved twice, bacon wins a meat
bracket every time.

Pork Hierarchy:
rind,hock,ham,chop,rib,pulled,loin,
B-A-C-O-N

(My vote in this benevolent dictatorship is for CTL.)
# posted by Blogger Sara Sommervold : 5:03 PM
 
Bacon (not Francis)
makes eggs good, and gave a great
line to Nicholson.
# posted by Blogger OsoGrande : 12:13 AM
 
turkey bacon, fake
bacon, baconnaise, bacon
gum: yuck. Keep it REAL.
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 2:08 AM
 
He was her bacon.
Long and lean in his blue jeans.
When they kissed: sizzle.
# posted by Blogger Renee : 8:47 AM
 
They slept by clear creek
In the thrall of mountains.Woke
To bacon's whisper.
# posted by Blogger Renee : 8:52 AM
 
She was a loose pig--
Pink besmirched by slime and swill
Her demise birthed...BACON!
# posted by Blogger Renee : 9:20 AM
 
I don't like bacon,
but if it were swirled into
Diet Coke, I might.
# posted by Blogger Megan Willome : 11:40 AM
 
Megan: I'm told (I've never been; you know how I feel about chain restaurants) is that Fuddruckers
now has Coke machine that can mix up to 125 different flavor combinations. For example: you can mix 1/2 Mello Yello, 1/4 Mountain Dew, 1/4 Hi-C to make a "Gummybear!" One of those flavors (in some restaurants) is supposedly bacon!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:10 PM
 
Bacon ~ pork fat Rules!
It makes everything taste better
Just ask Paula Dean

~*~*~*~

Cast iron skillet - hot
strips of bacon sizzle, pop
blissful aroma

~*~*~*~
# posted by Blogger Christine : 10:07 PM
 
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