Osler's Razor

I'm still not sure what a noob is, but there was a lot of great haiku! I'm very fond of this, from Renee:

So,what is a noob?
An unfortunate knob where
One's nose ought to be.

At the very least, it seemed like a good guess. Our winner, though, is Jill Scoggins, with this entry:

So, what is a noob?
One who has much to learn but
won't try to one bit.

And now, her biography:

Jill Scoggins resides at Number 17 Cherry Tree Lane in Louisville, Kentucky, where she is employed in the care and handling of dangerous information. She arrived there only recently, carrying only a carpetbag and an umbrella. She has strange and magical powers, including the ability to produce objects from her bag that one might not expect. For example, on a camping trip to the Poconos with the members of the musical group Public Enemy, she is reputed to have removed from her bag a full-size stove, several car tires, a large clock, many hats, and a Chrysler LeBaron convertible.

From 1980-1985, Scoggins was in the personal employ of Ronald Reagan. She then worked for a Mr. Steven Jobs, and in 2007 became a top aide to a very young Justin Bieber.

Congratulations, Jill!

We are lucky to have Jill Scoggins among our ranks here at the Razor.