I think you should dress in vestments and go around the neighborhood reciting Creeds. No one would EVER guess it was you. You COULD put a box on your head as an additional accessory. That would REALLY throw people off.
I vote for a famous Japanese haiku poet/Samurai,Basho. I have an antique kimono somewhere around here and you could wear a ponytail. I like the creed idea...but you'd never do it. Perhaps you should just go as a priest. Maybe your brother,The Chief. could loan you some of his...providing you don't get too attached to them.
You could go as a guy from Texas who would be really scary...go as Governor Rick Perry! You'd have to plaster down your hair alot and work on getting the part right.
Spencer is going as Merriwehter Lewis Complete wiht a fur hat, leather pants moccassins and a fake canoe.
I think there is still time for you to go with him as William Clark...
OF course with the understanding that you will have to make your own, separate cardboard canoe to wear... Also in need of a sacagawea... Maybe Pickles is available?
@ renee...the problem with Rick Perry (which is a brilliant idea) is that there isn't enough product to get his hair that "fixed"...plus, Mark sounds Canadian...AND he speaks in complete sentences. He'd be better off as a Creedist.
Unbelievable, yes. But more believable than Governor Good Hair.
With Perry preoccupied, you'd get my vote. Though having once presecuted the dude in the white robe he might enjoy listening to you recite Creeds - I can only imagine a spirited cross and closing arguments...
Gov. Perry's hair is untrustworthy. Remember the song: "Don't mess with Mr. In-Between." I prefer Box Head Guy, with his perfectly geometric head, or Prof. Osler's crazy professor hair. It's hair you can count on.
A lego guy.
ReplyDeleteYes!!!!!! Box Head Guy! With blinking red light eyes!
ReplyDeleteI think you should dress in vestments and go around the neighborhood reciting Creeds. No one would EVER guess it was you. You COULD put a box on your head as an additional accessory. That would REALLY throw people off.
ReplyDeleteI vote for a famous Japanese haiku poet/Samurai,Basho. I have an antique kimono somewhere around here and you could wear a ponytail. I like the creed idea...but you'd never do it. Perhaps you should just go as a priest. Maybe your brother,The Chief. could loan you some of his...providing you don't get too attached to them.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with going as, "you know, that weird guy from Texas with the funny hair who moved in down the street."
ReplyDeleteIm with iplawguy.
ReplyDeleteHe could be the weird guy from Texas with a BOX on his head!
ReplyDeleteBox Head Guy. Remember, I bite.
ReplyDeletePickles
You could go as a guy from Texas who would be really scary...go as Governor Rick Perry! You'd have to plaster down your hair alot and work on getting the part right.
ReplyDeleteSpencer is going as Merriwehter Lewis Complete wiht a fur hat, leather pants moccassins and a fake canoe.
ReplyDeleteI think there is still time for you to go with him as William Clark...
OF course with the understanding that you will have to make your own, separate cardboard canoe to wear... Also in need of a sacagawea... Maybe Pickles is available?
OR you coudl go as Ip SLAW Guy... But I am not sure he made the hourney to the Pac NW.
ReplyDeleteQuestion: Is your brother EVER EVER going to join FB???????
ReplyDelete@ renee...the problem with Rick Perry (which is a brilliant idea) is that there isn't enough product to get his hair that "fixed"...plus, Mark sounds Canadian...AND he speaks in complete sentences. He'd be better off as a Creedist.
ReplyDeleteUnbelievable, yes. But more believable than Governor Good Hair.
I would be Governor Bad Hair.
ReplyDeleteWith Perry preoccupied, you'd get my vote. Though having once presecuted the dude in the white robe he might enjoy listening to you recite Creeds - I can only imagine a spirited cross and closing arguments...
ReplyDeleteGov. Perry's hair is untrustworthy. Remember the song: "Don't mess with Mr. In-Between." I prefer Box Head Guy, with his perfectly geometric head, or Prof. Osler's crazy professor hair. It's hair you can count on.
ReplyDeleteThe Creed monster, what a great idea. Your sidekick could be Anathema Girl or Boy.
ReplyDeleteWith that hair you could transform yourself into Einstein?
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