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Tuesday, September 06, 2011
More important questions about Super Sugar Bear
Razorites may remember that not long ago I featured a bizarre commercial for Super Sugar Crisp cereal that (like the two featured above) starred Super Sugar Bear, his girlfriend, and an arch-enemy named "Blob."
Having spent most of brain cells for the semester already, I've now got some questions for you all based on these two commercials:
1) Do you find Super Sugar Bear's girlfriend attractive?
2) What is Blob's overarching project, exactly?
3) Does the addition of toast and butter really make Super Sugar Crisp a "complete breakfast?"
4) Who would you rather have dinner with: Blob and his son, or Super Sugar Bear and his girlfriend? Why?
1. Lve the retro hair. My Mom had a friend with a hair style like this.
ReplyDelete2.Polluting the earth or promoting the couch potato lifestyle in the early 70's
3. Super Sugar Crisp stands on its own. It provides a vitamin rich breakfast. Nothing better than sugary milk left at the bottomof the bowl.
4......
That girlfriend is so Dallas!
ReplyDeleteThe hair? Dallas!
The accent? Dallas!
The outfit? Dallas!
1. Not really - she's kind of a wimp and always wears the same clothes, even while surfing.
ReplyDelete2. Promoting the Northeastern lifestyle of industry and pollution, as these videos capture a quintessential part of the North/South internal conflict.
3. Well, tire butter is known for its high nutrient (and vulcanized rubber) content, so perhaps if that was used to butter the toast...
4. Blob and son. They seem to enjoy bananas, would have some interesting stories to tell, and probably live somewhere in the Boston metro area, while the Sugar Bears would probably just spend the whole time eating Super Sugar Crisp on top of a whale.
Some experts theorize that Super Sugar Bear is actually African-American
ReplyDeleteSuper Sugar Bear's girlfriend is so Mariane; no Ginger here only sugar.
ReplyDeleteBlob sounds like Ted Kennedy to me.
ReplyDeleteAnon. 12:39--
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding? SSB's GF is way more Ginger than Marianne, on the hair alone, if nothing else.
She's definitely Ginger.
ReplyDeleteAs to your original questions:
1. No. she's a cartoon bear.
2. Blob is the actor who played Quake and after being laid off he is wreaking havoc on cartoon cereal land.
3. No. It was already complete before the toast and butter.
4. Blob and his son, because they would probably serve something besides Sugar Crisp cereal for dinner.
The hair may be Ginger...but there is no way Ginger would wear one outfit...OR surf.
ReplyDelete1. She's not just a piece of meat, you know. She has a name. It's Honey Bear (or something).
ReplyDelete2. Evidently it's to pollute the ocean in a bear suit.
3. No, you must also add juice and (I'm assuming) whole milk. Tang will also work.
4. Count Chocula, because he's awesome. I would also invite Mac Tonight and Count from Sesame Street.