Friday, July 22, 2011
Haiku Friday: Dogs
Dee Dee's summer intern, CTL, notified me this week of the alarming phenomena of "Panda Dogs"-- dogs which are painted to look like pandas.
I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing. I like pandas, after all. Hmmm.
Anyways, let's haiku about dogs today. It can be a dog you own or owned, or maybe just about the dog days of summer.
Here is mine:
Our faithful trash-hound
Scourge of the neighborhood, but
Always fun to watch.
Now it is your turn. There will be the regular prize-- the winner will be profiled on Monday! Just make it more or less 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables, and it is all good...
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Georgia Bulldog fans
bark. They sit and bark, loudly.
"Go Dawgs! Wowf! Wowf!" Wow.
My Westie is brave.
She thinks birds must leave her yard.
Dog, running a fowl.
bark. They sit and bark, loudly.
"Go Dawgs! Wowf! Wowf!" Wow.
My Westie is brave.
She thinks birds must leave her yard.
Dog, running a fowl.
Yellow Labrador
Thinks water bowl is a meal
But won't go swimming
~*~*~*~
Westminster Dog Show
Full of pomp and circumstance
I saw an old friend
Thinks water bowl is a meal
But won't go swimming
~*~*~*~
Westminster Dog Show
Full of pomp and circumstance
I saw an old friend
All prance and puff,they
Size up the trixies to choose
her to scratch itch. Dogs?!
He snores in bed,so
Does she.Orbits her like moon,
Hogs bed. Canine love.
Everything looks good.
Tennis balls,salad,panties,
Omniv'rous mammal.
Size up the trixies to choose
her to scratch itch. Dogs?!
He snores in bed,so
Does she.Orbits her like moon,
Hogs bed. Canine love.
Everything looks good.
Tennis balls,salad,panties,
Omniv'rous mammal.
Cairn terrier
Misty was her name. Beloved?
No. Endless yipping.
Allergic to grass.
Needed steroids, trips to vet.
Step-monster LOVED her.
Misty was her name. Beloved?
No. Endless yipping.
Allergic to grass.
Needed steroids, trips to vet.
Step-monster LOVED her.
"Pleeeeease can we get one?"
Big responsibility:
You aren't ready yet.
P.S. The word "pleeeeeeeease" is still one syllable, just drawn out. ;)
Big responsibility:
You aren't ready yet.
P.S. The word "pleeeeeeeease" is still one syllable, just drawn out. ;)
(The following must be read in one of those hyper-bass movie trailer voices)
In a world where no
Shoe is safe, one dog stands for
Justice: G. Retriever.
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In a world where no
Shoe is safe, one dog stands for
Justice: G. Retriever.
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