Osler's Razor

I went to a VBS called "Thwarting Satan's Plan." Really.
 

maybe they were just short the correct vowels (or can't spell) and meant pandemonia.
 

It's Pandatastic!

Check out Group's Pandamania @

http://youtu.be/xcMVA96M-GM
 

Our church is doing the same VBS curriculum. I had the same thought about that being the theme of a full week of VBS. It just feels like some kind of cross promotion with Kung Fu Panda 2.
 

Is this one of those fundamentalist churches where everything is black and white?
 

and how is it that this place of worship is both a Temple and a Church?
 

Maybe we could merge these into "Panda's Thwarting Satan's Plan."
 

I am thrilled I only have to dress up as The Virgin Mary for V.B.S., and do not have to don a panda suit. It could get hot in there...but I guess if Wendy has to dress up as a panda in 110 degrees in Waco,I shouldn't complain. I am sure she looks perfectly ravishing in that panda outfit,heat notwithstanding...and you'd be surprised how much theology Pandas explain.An expose is emerging on the creeds: "He was conceived by The Holy Ghost,born of the Virgin Mary,suffered under Pontius Panda..."
 

Pontius Panda... that's beautiful.
 

@ renee....listen, there is no way I'm getting in ANYTHING with fur on it anytime in the near future. It is 7:40 p.m....and the temp is 101.... Being a mascot, a pet, or a VBS teacher (teaching Pandamanium) is not in my future....
But thanks for the shout out....
 

and I'm with Mark...Pontius Panda...I may have to start reciting that....
 

I only hope I have not created a monster. You guys aren't going to be chuckling and snorting during the creed,are you?
 

As you may know, I maintain a disgruntled silence and try not to make faces during the creed.
 

'Try' being the operative word.....
 

Anonymous--

Hey! How would you know? I keep my creedal incapacities to myself. Pretty much.
 

Mark: There are some things that you just know. This is one of them.
 

Perhaps you could bring a panda mask and simply wear it during the creed. That way no one could read your expressions. I thought you probably were not reciting,but was not close enough to see if your lips were moving. You're not alone. I think there are more than a few who may have compunctions about reciting the creed. Then there's me who dawdles over every word to try to give it meaning. I do the same thing with The Lord's Prayer. Do you have trouble with that too? Because honestly,sometimes I get all the way through the prayer and don't have a recollection of what I said. Or that I actually said it,it is so rote. Perhaps if we recited in Aramaic?