Wednesday, March 23, 2011
A seasonal reminder from the Razor
Spring has arrived, and with it comes the annual scourge of cooties. If you have not yet been vaccinated, be careful to stay away from carriers of cooties, and don't let them touch you.
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Spring may have arrived officially . . . but it’s snowing at the moment in the Twin Cities.
Does that fact keep the cooties at bay here a little longer than warm temperatures do throughout the rest of the fruited plain? Inquiring minds want to know. There must be a positive side to this.
Does that fact keep the cooties at bay here a little longer than warm temperatures do throughout the rest of the fruited plain? Inquiring minds want to know. There must be a positive side to this.
# posted by 
: 9:48 AM
: 9:48 AM
Osler's Razor: Your source for public health and wellness information.
Next Week: How does your state compare among the fattest states in America?
Next Week: How does your state compare among the fattest states in America?
Oh yeah...we've all heard that before!
This is exactly how a cootie epidemic starts. Someone is too embarrassed to acknowledge the warning signs, then they have unprotected play time with other people.
It is time to stand up and stop the spread of this tragic disease!
This is exactly how a cootie epidemic starts. Someone is too embarrassed to acknowledge the warning signs, then they have unprotected play time with other people.
It is time to stand up and stop the spread of this tragic disease!
# posted by : 12:46 PM
: 12:46 PM
Dude,
you are NOT getting in my car this evening unless you produce PROOF of vaccination!
It took weeks to get those damn things out of the upholstery last time.
you are NOT getting in my car this evening unless you produce PROOF of vaccination!
It took weeks to get those damn things out of the upholstery last time.
well, statistics show that 1 in every 1,000 americans has cooties.
er, wait.... no..... that's gonorrhea.
never mind.
er, wait.... no..... that's gonorrhea.
never mind.
# posted by : 3:29 PM
: 3:29 PM
Iplaw its okay. If you have had Cooties before You cannot get them again.
I am fairly certain you have had them before....
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I am fairly certain you have had them before....
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