Osler's Razor

It's amazing! I am going to file suit if I can't get this terrible song out of my head. (I will admit to enjoying a few of the remakes, especially this and this). I even tried listening to better songs about Friday, but that didn't work.

Also, what's with the creepy pedophile following the 13-year-olds from the bus stop?

Here are the lyrics (in part):

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

...

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

So, I think this is totally haiku-worthy. Please don't worry too much about poetry convention (Rebecca Black doesn't either)-- just make it three short lines. Here are some possible themes:

1) Fun fun fun fun
2) Partyin'
3) How the days progress through the week (ie, Friday follows Thursday)
4) The weekend
5) Friday
6) The state of popular music generally
7) Cereal
8) Creepy guys following the school bus wanting to "party"
9) Fun fun fun fun
10) Partyin'

Here is mine:

Friday, Friday!
Gonna be writin' 'bout drug policy,
Fun fun fun fun

Now it is your turn...