Osler's Razor

A turtle fence may be coming to Texas.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/facebook/7176847.html
 

I will happily reply to the 17,000 I get each day and let them know you are being left out on these great opportunities. You never know which one will the the "big one!"
Denise
 

That's odd, because since we've moved, we not only are getting more email spam but we're also getting lots of junk mail and unsolicited phone calls (even though we're on the Do Not Call list). I'll be happy to forward any of these amazing offers to you if you want.
 

Hello, you Osler hope good.
I have by made of fortune $500,000,$000 to the family of Osler as only relative you are able to find.
Recently closed Bank of Nigeria in Lagos central capital makes funds available if quickly act Osler.
If willing to Osler claim, reply to Mr. Fortune made of Woody, director of Bank of Nigeria in Lagos. Make to Woody available your numbers of social security, bank account number for where large moneys go from Bank of Nigeria, and you pay good fortune Osler family.

Rspectfuly,
Woody, director of Bank of Nigeria in Lagos.


feel better now? and yes, i know i just gave away my side gig as a spam/scam writer.
 

My family and I lived in southern Minnesota for a year and we went to the spam museum one day when it was hot and we needed AC. It turned out to not be a bad time. I learned a lot of information that I never thought I would have been curious to learn. But then again, I haven't eaten any spam since my museum visit, so maybe I wish I had never learned the information in the first place.
 

I love Spam, especially in tator-tot hotdish with a side dish of red jello w/ fruit in it. I'm telling you, if you can get over the creed business, Lutherans are the way to go.
 

DId you forget to send them your forwarding address?
 

Lutherans ROCK.
 

Yoo Betcha.