Thursday, May 27, 2010

 

Political Mayhem Thursday II: He had me at "thugs and criminals keeping you in the dark..."


# posted by Mark Osler @ 11:06 AM
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BEST...AD...EVER. i don't even know where to begin. "and they don't give a rip bout al'bama." "so listen up!" "we're republicans, we're better than that" (as he brandishes a shotgun for no apparent reason). "he's braggin bout ee-legal money on facebook!"

priceless. this makes me remember will ferrell as george W. bush: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkqrI3IibYI

great lines, and great fast cuts = great ag. commish nominee.
# posted by Blogger Nick : 12:02 PM
 
It's like what would happen if Rick Perry became a meth addict.
# posted by Blogger No one : 12:05 PM
 
Lane made me snarf.
# posted by Blogger Mark Osler : 12:29 PM
 
I love that it starts with the constitution and the marine symbol. Why does he look more like a cowboy than an Alabama farmer? I think that the reality is they are riding around with ARs and m4s, not relics from Custer's last stand.

Brennan
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:39 PM
 
As a side note (sorry, the gun prompted this), I had to go to our local mall, which I typically avoid, to purchase a cookie cake. Next to the candy store and GNC is a shop that sells automatic weapons. Yes, in a mall. That just seems wrong in so many ways.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:45 PM
 
It is *incredibly* compelling.
# posted by Anonymous clark : 12:45 PM
 
What is making his horse so sad?

Here is what: The dollar figure of the agriculture budget for the state of Alabama is being kept secret from the public by thugs and criminals! This seems an odd pursuit for said thugs and criminals.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:07 PM
 
Honestly, I wanna vote for this guy right now. I may go register in Alabama just so I can vote for him.
# posted by Anonymous RRL : 4:09 PM
 
what is depicted on his traps mural?
# posted by Blogger diadelkendall : 5:38 PM
 
We're Republicans, we can do better than that.

And if any young'n's with crazy ideas about "The Facebooks" and "Liberalism" try and stop us, we're Republicans, so we've all inexplicably got horses and brandish shotguns while we confirm our undying allegiance to being, uh, Republicans.

This is what would happen if ALL CAPS GUY ran for governor.
# posted by Blogger Micah : 7:12 PM
 
I WOULD NOT RUN FOR GOVERNOR. I WOULD RUN FOR AGRICULTURE COMMISSION, WHICH IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT JOBS IN ALABAMA, BECAUSE IT INVOLVES A BUDGET OF $5 MILLION THAT GOES TO THUGS AND CRIMINALS FOR THEIR AGRICULTURAL PURSUITS. IF MY OPPONENT HAS HIS WAY, THE AGRICULTURE WILL TAKE AWAY OUR GUNS AND THE ILLEGAL THINGS ON THE FACEBOOK WILL TAKE AWAY FROM THE CONSTITUTION AND THE MARINES.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:52 PM
 
I love how it cuts to a shot of the horse looking, um, compelled, when he's making his most compelling points.

On a related note, that dude may be Cody's uncle.
# posted by Blogger Jessica : 9:51 PM
 
Where did he get the hat?
# posted by Blogger Scott Davis : 10:57 AM
 
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