Tuesday, May 25, 2010
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"Thanks for tuning in today on Osler. Today's topic is "Who is my baby's daddy?" We're speaking with Carmen. Now Carmen, you say Ricky is the father even though you were living with Sean at the time.. well we have a surprise for you. Sean, come on out!"
This is the chair we would chain PC students to for their daily scourgings. We will start the bidding at $200.
"Moments after Prof. Osler kicked Col. Mustard out of the drawing room for failing to have any clue about the assigned case."
And over here is where they found the needle in the hay stack. As you can see, the decorators painted the chair rail a lovely harvest gold to recognize the significance of the site.
"...and, Ms. Landers, your priceless 1976 Sears Roebuck mid-back solid wood chair is worth...
$18.42!"
[polite applause]
$18.42!"
[polite applause]
Mark Osler memorializes his visit to Lincoln's church by performing his one man show about the life of John Wilkes Booth.
Bet you can't guess what part he is on. . .
Bet you can't guess what part he is on. . .
Mark Osler (center) motions for an audience member to sit in the empty chair. Osler, 63, demonstrated for a local book club how rhetoric is really a form of hypnotism during his presentation "How To Win Friends and Tame Pandas."
"Are you kidding me?!?!" Osler exclaimed. "This chair has no priors, volunteers weekly at meetings for the sitting-challenged, and you're telling me that the chair is bound to a 40 year sentence for a small piece of crack cocaine found in the crease of the chair's back? I would like the record to reflect that the crease also contained 37 cents-- three dimes, a nickel and two pennies, all of which had multiple fingerprints, none of which matched the chair's. This is an outrage!"
And now as the next item in our court ordered liquidation sale, we have this lovely eighteenth century chair.
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