Friday, September 18, 2009

 

Haiku Friday: Being annoying

You know what I find really annoying? I mean, totally, out-of-my-gourd annoying? Is when people inexplicably call me "Herbert." I'm not sure why this happens, but it does:



Today, we shall haiku about things that annoy. Cell phones, bugs, Brett Favre's last name, infomercials, whatever.

I shall go first:

I am not Herbert!
And are you wearing a dress?
Back to your planet!

Now, it is your turn...

# posted by Mark Osler @ 12:04 AM
Comments:
My television
Turns itself off while I watch.
Aaaaargggggg!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:16 AM
 
Osler, I'm working
Stop telling me to go home!
PC means MEMO

-Brennan
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:39 AM
 
Slow drivers annoy
So do people on cell phones
Hmm... I should not drive

Also, incompetence
Why can't people just be good
At what they do, hmm?
# posted by Blogger No one : 3:17 AM
 
I'm tired of blogs,
Same, old topics every week.
Be original!

The Haiku Master (he says tongue firmly implanted in cheek)
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:45 AM
 
Dogs that bark at night
Amid the rustle of fall leaves
Nocturnal sleep hounds.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:27 AM
 
People in Big Cars
Always talking on Cell Phones
Bad wrecks in waiting
RFDIII

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# posted by Anonymous robertdarden : 8:58 AM
 
Herbert--

Oh, your attitude!
That is bugging me.
Just take us to Eden!
# posted by Anonymous Space Student : 9:19 AM
 
walking four abreast
across sidewalk made for all
chatting together
# posted by Blogger _B_ : 9:50 AM
 
Alarm clock screeching
Why do we choose to wake up
To such a ruckus?
# posted by Blogger Jessica : 10:05 AM
 
What annoys Betsy?
Sitting next to some girl with
Nicer nails than me!
# posted by Anonymous Betsy : 10:50 AM
 
Intermittent rain
For days, after months of drought
Happily annoyed?
# posted by Blogger Diana Davis : 10:56 AM
 
Pride of West Boston
Mr. Spock ancient cohen
live long and prosper
# posted by Blogger Scott Davis : 11:03 AM
 
Like bumper stickers
Yard signs don't alter my thoughts.
What is their purpose?
# posted by Blogger DHM : 11:13 AM
 
Job market diving
Employees with attitudes
Reality check?
# posted by Anonymous S : 12:10 PM
 
In the video, the guy in the back row of the misfits is the lead singer (and driver of the Winnebego) of the Good Old Boys in the movie, "The Blues Brothers."
# posted by Blogger _B_ : 12:22 PM
 
Paperwork is bad,
I pull out hair by its roots,
I'm soon to be bald.
# posted by Blogger The Medievalist : 12:22 PM
 
People who complain,
People who complain and more
People who complain.

Put up or shut up.
Put up or shut up, I say.
Put up or shut up.

Also I am so
annoyed by Bill's dog Amy,
The Escape artist.
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 4:17 PM
 
MSNBC
Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, Rev. Al
ENOUGH - Mods UNITE!
# posted by Blogger diadelkendall : 6:21 PM
 
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