Osler's Razor

Yeah, I'm still obsessed with the Sham-Wow ad.

But before we get to that... Samuel Goldwyn Films has provided me with a bus to go see American Violet in Hearne on St. Patrick's Day, which is Tuesday, March 17. Will Patton and some of the other actors in the movie will be there, along with the director, the writer, and several of the people portrayed in the movie. The bus will leave from the front of the law school at 4:30 pm. If you want to ride the bus and see the movie (all for free), either say that in haiku form below, or email me at mark_w_osler@baylor.edu.

Here are this week's topics:

1) Panda with a sham-wow
2) Sham-wow stimulus
3) Pandas in 1989
4) Walter Matthau's sham-wow
5) Bad News Pandas
6) The Fugitive Disentitlement Doctrine


Or, whatever the heck you want.

Here is mine:

Vince, the Sham-Wow guy,
I hope you sell a billion
Maybe I'll take two.

Now it is your turn...