Friday, March 20, 2009
Haiku Friday: Middle School Edition
Riding a bus this week reminded of the only time of my life during which I regularly too a bus-- middle school. I took a city bus back and forth about 4 miles between school and home. It wasn't nearly as nice as the "executive coach" we had the use of on Wednesday.
So, let's haiku about middle school this week. Ouch, this could get painful...
My friend, Moose Moran
Beat the kid who threw kickboards;
I got detention.
Now it is your turn:
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Salsbury steak is
prob'ly made of yard clippings
and refried bird dung.
I dissected mine.
Guess what I did find inside?
Only some veggies.
Where is "Salsbury"?
Who lives there, and why do they
Make such awful steak?
It's not steak at all.
Steak must be made of pure beef.
Not veggies from Hell.
prob'ly made of yard clippings
and refried bird dung.
I dissected mine.
Guess what I did find inside?
Only some veggies.
Where is "Salsbury"?
Who lives there, and why do they
Make such awful steak?
It's not steak at all.
Steak must be made of pure beef.
Not veggies from Hell.
In Middle School I
got Detention Once. I did
not participate
but got in trouble
anyway. I did not help
to lock Krissy M in
the boys bathroom at
lunch, but I was there. Guilt by
Association.
Here in Canby, OR
there is a Middle school near.
City Founders thought
it would be good plan
to paint HUGE sing on road RIGHT
in front of Jr High:
HUGE sign reads: "SLOW HUMP."
Much $$$$ to re-do road, only
to put that sign there.
Sigh.
At boarding school we
had DUCK FIELD RICE that looked like
it was from that field. Eww.
Even though that field always had GEESE and not DUCKS. Everyone called it DUCK FIELD RICE.
got Detention Once. I did
not participate
but got in trouble
anyway. I did not help
to lock Krissy M in
the boys bathroom at
lunch, but I was there. Guilt by
Association.
Here in Canby, OR
there is a Middle school near.
City Founders thought
it would be good plan
to paint HUGE sing on road RIGHT
in front of Jr High:
HUGE sign reads: "SLOW HUMP."
Much $$$$ to re-do road, only
to put that sign there.
Sigh.
At boarding school we
had DUCK FIELD RICE that looked like
it was from that field. Eww.
Even though that field always had GEESE and not DUCKS. Everyone called it DUCK FIELD RICE.
First Day, 5th grade she:
"Wanna be friends?" now she is
my sister-in-law.
(Only good thing to come of the Middle School experience...my bff).
"Wanna be friends?" now she is
my sister-in-law.
(Only good thing to come of the Middle School experience...my bff).
Home Ec. at Parcells
Mrs. Spillos taught sewing
I made overalls
Miss Palazolla
taught both french and spanish class
Hair with a skunk stripe
Mrs. Spillos taught sewing
I made overalls
Miss Palazolla
taught both french and spanish class
Hair with a skunk stripe
First mock trial, grade eight
Now as a lawyer I thank
My teacher because
He did not believe
In the smurfs or dinosaurs
Not in the Bible.
Now as a lawyer I thank
My teacher because
He did not believe
In the smurfs or dinosaurs
Not in the Bible.
Gross, shop teacher lost
three digits from left hand, then
for lunch, steak fingers
three digits from left hand, then
for lunch, steak fingers
# posted by 
: 11:21 PM
: 11:21 PM
Mr. Russel, the
Prof. Powell of shop teachers
Also made grave stones
Ms. Gagan, home ec
Her husband's a mortician
Pretty much sums up
Pine Bush, New York, huh?
You go to school, maybe you
Graduate, then die.
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Prof. Powell of shop teachers
Also made grave stones
Ms. Gagan, home ec
Her husband's a mortician
Pretty much sums up
Pine Bush, New York, huh?
You go to school, maybe you
Graduate, then die.
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