Friday, March 13, 2009

 

Haiku Friday: Fictional Characters as President of Baylor


Well, I'm sorry none of you got whatever it was iHarryPotter was talking about yesterday. I don't really understand it myself, but thought I would give the kid a chance.

But now, we are on to something else-- haiku Friday. Today, let us haiku on a single topic: What fictional character should become the next president of Baylor. Cereal mascot, hamburger clown, superhero, alter-ego, I don't care, as long as they don't actually exist.

Here is mine:

Jessica Rabbit--
Now there is a true leader!
Donations will flow.

Now it is your turn...

# posted by Mark Osler @ 1:18 AM
Comments:
Sauron, Lidless Eye
Watches o'er Baylor campus
Now, no drinking, no dancing
# posted by Blogger No one : 1:51 AM
 
Dear CGNU,
We are stealing your top man.
Sincerely, Baylor.
# posted by Blogger diadelkendall : 9:36 AM
 
Mayor McCheese! He
Will know what to do; I hear
He is all condiments.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:51 AM
 
Perfect president?
It has to be Mr. Lego!
Much togetherness.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:09 AM
 
Not Mayor McCheese!
Dance at inauguration,
I touched his pickle.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:36 AM
 
Ozymandias
Evil pacifist. Baylor,
Ye mighty...despair!
# posted by Blogger Ginger Hunter : 10:43 AM
 
Dear Bugs, Baylor needs
Your, "What's up doc?" Elmer Fudd
Can be provost, too.
# posted by Blogger The Medievalist : 11:50 AM
 
Kendall... will the student body be allowed to hit stuff with golf clubs?
# posted by Blogger No one : 1:19 PM
 
My vote for Baylor
president is simple: look-
"Diamond Joe" Quimby.
# posted by Blogger JT : 1:33 PM
 
Glengarry Glen Ross
"the good news is, you're fired"
need Blake and advice
# posted by Blogger _B_ : 2:38 PM
 
Only one Prez for
Baylor: Scooby Doo. He knows
matters: Scooby Snacks

I am alone for
tonight. Bill and Spencer have
left for Seattle

Picking Up In-Laws
for 3 week visit!!!! Pinch Me.
But: tonight I OWN the TV.

In Case I never
tell ya? I LOVE THE RAZOR.
Even Flame Throwing Pandas.
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 5:32 PM
 
Bernie Madoff is
now in jail. Cause he Made Off
with 50 Billion. Jerk.
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 5:33 PM
 
Albus, we need you!
Dumblydore, oh, Dumblydore,
Wise, non-muggle, true.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:39 PM
 
That guy in Watchmen
The one with the blotchy face?
He could teach PC
# posted by Blogger Jessica : 6:44 PM
 
Jessica...I think he does. ;)
# posted by Blogger Ginger Hunter : 10:48 PM
 
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