Friday, February 27, 2009

 

Haiku Friday: Panda Edition


Oh, we're all concerned about ourselves, but... what about the pandas? Please craft your haiku using one of the following themes:

1) IPLawPanda
2) How the stimulus package can help pandas
3) Pandas: Not just for toilet paper anymore
4) Bobby Jindal or a panda?
5) Grar v. Argbf for DC Rep.
6) Summum panda
7) Can pandas form legally binding contracts?
8) Pandas on crack
9) Pandas on Death Row
10) Putting the "and" back in "panda."

Here is mine:

IPLawPanda
Really loves his cubs: Bamboo
Gobbling bouncy bears.

Now it is your turn...

# posted by Mark Osler @ 1:07 AM
Comments:
(note: the following haiku is a tongue-in-cheek take on disparate sentencing practices in American drug courts and is not in any way an expression of racism)

Pandas smoking crack
They are half black and half white
How to sentence them?
# posted by Blogger JT : 7:42 AM
 
Would you rather meet
Jindal or a hungry Panda?
Bobby scares me more!
RFDIII
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:02 AM
 
Life 'neath shady trees.
Though he tastes bamboo, feels sun,
the zoo...his death row.
# posted by Blogger Ginger Hunter : 9:46 AM
 
(note: i'm assuming Argbf is two syllables)

Argbf versus Grar:
Weren't they running for Prez?
How did they both lose?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:25 AM
 
A panda mayor
With blazing flamethrower is
Highly effective.
# posted by Blogger The Medievalist : 11:13 AM
 
I love Pandas. They
are the Siamese Cats of
the Bear world. Yumm Yumm.
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 1:26 PM
 
Pope- here is the dope
Grar and Argbf both lost to
Ralph Na-bear. (Rim shot)
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:22 PM
 
Summum decision:
Good for pandas, good for all.
Summum should stay mum.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:06 PM
 
Contracting pandas?
Yes! Cute and cuddly critters
deserve equal rights.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:10 PM
 
Exhausting appeals
Wishing, praying he won't be
Dead Panda Walking
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:13 PM
 
French pandas today
Bureaucratic, yes, but at
least they don't have guns.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:34 PM
 
Pandas also make
Really good seat covers for
Bates's B-M-Dub.
# posted by Blogger Jessica : 5:31 PM
 
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