Osler's Razor: Oh, Haiku of the Friday!

Friday, January 16, 2009

Oh, Haiku of the Friday!

Rule today for the haiku: Not use proper English. Topic be thing you want.

Mine:

In class, words turn 'round
Then yodel and hop, I do!
Yoda, I sound like.

Now, turn of yours...

# posted by Mark Osler @ 1:07 AM

Comments:

ninja pantspunch face
pain agony stupid ags
release the sheepies

# posted by

Coco : 7:44 AM

Laugh at him you did.
He could sound like Yoda too;
No more buildings fell.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:45 AM

they'se busy workin'
ringy ringy!! You comin?
Oh hell no I not

Mrs. CL

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:08 AM

Day cold. Me not so
happy. Be deposing I
am. Carolina.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:04 AM

Flying underground,
Yoda eaten in Wookie.
Bad hair year crash down.

# posted by

The Medievalist : 10:10 AM

You mean not modern
idiomatic English?
Cuz ain't none "proper".

I can do also
improper French all the days:
francais, ma faiblesse!

# posted by

Ginger Hunter : 10:23 AM

Propose this I do:
An "All-Pootie, All the Time
Haiku Zone" daily!
RFDIII

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:18 AM

Watchin the Maury
Says skank the baby not his
Everyone then scream

# posted by

Jessica : 12:10 PM

Here 13 degrees.
Tourists cold. Syllables gone.
Get out Linda Blair.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:38 PM

Linda Blair on Maury
Is the baby hers? She justs
Spews that green vomit.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:40 PM

day off no layoff
happy to be Cuzuncle
for little baby

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:49 PM

ok - I have a hard enough time with regular haiku and now you want me to use poor english to boot?

How y'all doin
We be goin into Dur'm
it be cold down here

# posted by

Christine : 1:21 PM

Got me a train down
in Texas, Took it up to
Montreal. Make sense?

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:05 PM

iplawguy wow
iron horse. sense not made. no.
French Texan you are?

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:43 PM

"Full House" is LP
J. Geils Band, Detroit, live in
tune: "Hard Drivin' Man"

Quebec, took train me
Up Hudson, NYC from
Train from Texas? No.

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:15 PM

friends once we were all
practice of court danger have
spring of friendship fast

# posted by

diadelkendall : 5:27 PM

Soup I make good yumm
8 gallons soup good for you
kid of mine a spazz

me no get what trains
run on anyway? Coal? Gas?
Electric? Dryer lint?

if lint I be good
me have collection! I SAVE
some you too? Okay.

they ask you must hate
guitars? no says me hate
guitar players FO Sho.

# posted by

tydwbleach : 6:16 PM

Cold walk Metro cold
Zurich was never this cold
Brrrr Bloody freezing

Bus public transpo
Miserably cold wait now
Bus never comes aargh . . .

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:23 PM

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