Friday, January 23, 2009
Haiku question for Friday: How long, exactly, should I rock and roll?
This is kind of embarrassing, but in 1978, I thought the tagline of this song was "I want to rock and roll all night... and partly every day." Let's face it, that just makes more sense. It's basically impossible to rock and roll all night and party every day. You won't get the basics in life, like sleep.
Of course, I also thought at one point that professional wrestling was real, and worried about people getting hurt.
Today's haiku theme, then, is misheard phrases. Or the inauguration, or perhaps bad highs school High-ku (as Jessica called it)-- you choose.
Here is mine:
Chief Justice Roberts
Tried to repair a badly split
Infinitive: Oops.
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"He's got the whole world
In his pants" - Why would God put
The world in his pants???
In his pants" - Why would God put
The world in his pants???
# posted by 
: 8:03 AM
: 8:03 AM
Lindsay Bluth says, "Beeds."
Gob hears "Bees," and gets upset.
You have to see it...
Gob hears "Bees," and gets upset.
You have to see it...
# posted by : 8:50 AM
: 8:50 AM
Beeds/Bees is indeed
AD at it's very best
Why is Gob so mad?
http://www.hulu.com/watch/587/arrested-development-let-em-eat-cake#x-0,vepisode,1
AD at it's very best
Why is Gob so mad?
http://www.hulu.com/watch/587/arrested-development-let-em-eat-cake#x-0,vepisode,1
"There's a Girl, My Lord
In a Bright Red Ford, Slowin..."
OH WAIT, "Flat Bed Ford"
In a Bright Red Ford, Slowin..."
OH WAIT, "Flat Bed Ford"
# posted by : 10:58 AM
: 10:58 AM
Uncle Joe AFRAID
to cut the cake. Don't know what
the fear stems from though.
We're an American band.
We'll Come into your town. We'll
help you Party Down.
"Purple Hay's All up
in my barn:"Ways that Bill's friends
change some lyrics. GAWD.
There is NOTHING more
ANNOYING than some guitar
players with no gigs.
I hate the phone co.
They suck. Suck suck suck suck suck
They blew up my house.
to cut the cake. Don't know what
the fear stems from though.
We're an American band.
We'll Come into your town. We'll
help you Party Down.
"Purple Hay's All up
in my barn:"Ways that Bill's friends
change some lyrics. GAWD.
There is NOTHING more
ANNOYING than some guitar
players with no gigs.
I hate the phone co.
They suck. Suck suck suck suck suck
They blew up my house.
"I'm a loser, I'm a
Cruiser, I'm a midnight bruiser?"
Same song . . .is that right?
Cruiser, I'm a midnight bruiser?"
Same song . . .is that right?
# posted by : 1:46 PM
: 1:46 PM
Misheard lyrics: "I
can teach ya private rumba,
baby" -Dead/Alive.
(Actual line: "I could trace your private number, baby")
I still like my lyrics better...
can teach ya private rumba,
baby" -Dead/Alive.
(Actual line: "I could trace your private number, baby")
I still like my lyrics better...
No Haiku this week
To much sadness in my life
Perhaps time will heal
Florida bound in
the morning. Snow bird traffic
Wish I could just fly
Roberts is human
He couldn't remember the
Presidential oath
To much sadness in my life
Perhaps time will heal
Florida bound in
the morning. Snow bird traffic
Wish I could just fly
Roberts is human
He couldn't remember the
Presidential oath
First taste of 6th Street.
Bryan Adams from Austin?
My verse is better I think.
Bryan Adams from Austin?
My verse is better I think.
# posted by : 10:32 PM
: 10:32 PM
"Blinded by the light
"Wrapped up like a douche..." can't be!
What could those words be?
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"Wrapped up like a douche..." can't be!
What could those words be?
# posted by : 11:46 AM
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