Wednesday, December 03, 2008

 

Things we should get at the law school

1. Soft-serve ice cream machine
2. Nerf war area
3. Chicago Lounge

Comments:
2. Plaxico Burress to serve as a PC witness.
 
3. A margarita machine.
 
4. An ice machine we can access any time - even when Maria isn't there.
 
Energy drink taps in the classrooms where Prof. Serr teaches.
 
Cots and showers
 
Dear Odin, no! Prof. Serr hyped up on Red Bull would be the end of life as we know it! The amount of refreshing, rereading and repreparing a man can do is limited!

I kid, Prof. Serr. Actually, I'm following your advice and continuing to update my outlines as I read about new cases.
 
"Dear Odin, no!"? Lane, you are baiting the prof now, aren't you?
 
I think a fancy portrait of me would be nice...you could put it in one of the stalls for all I care.
 
Hmmm... there are a lot of beverage-based suggestions here. Are you people thirsty?
 
Mountain Dew
 
Mountain Dew in IV bags.
 
A water cooler.
 
Youtube videos on the tvs at the end of the hallway.
 
A wailing wall.
 
15. Some kind of uniformed mascot
 
Someone to cut Osler's hair.
 
A capsule hotel?
And, a pina colada machine to go with The Medievalist's theme...
 
A moat.
 
I always wanted a big movie theater style popcorn machine. Microwave popcorn just isn't the same.

Our law school breakroom DID have a lamp made out of a bust of Elvis Presley, however.
 
I left a "signed" copy of Sammy Davis Jr.'s book "Yes, I Can!" in the Yale Law Library. Kind of a Spinal Tap thing...
 
Aaron Neville's "A Soulful Christmas" playing in the student lounge from Dec. 1st until The Break.
 
jobs for graduates.
 
Horse carousel, gun range, car wash, and dog sitters.

EBC4 has asked me to make a few more suggestions for him: he would like a hair stylist, free hair products, Nike shoe gallery, wheat grass shots.

Slang
 
20. A breezy, attractive, informal hall big enough to hold dances or high school proms.
Oh, wait ...
RFDIII
 
I'm going to leave a "signed" copy of O.J. Simpson's "If I Did It" in the Baylor Law library when I graduate.
 
I often make exclamations to Norse gods. I don't have a religion, so I figure an oath to one being I don't believe in is as good as another. Next month I might go Sumerian.

And we can only cut Prof. Osler's hair if we also get someone to cut Prof. Bates' hair. In fact, we could just let Prof. Guinn do it.
 
By "signed," I meant that I signed it (albeit, as Sammy Davis, Jr.), with a hearty salutation to the Yale Law School community.
 
Chicago lounge? What about a Detroit line?
 
What goes on in a "Chicago Lounge?" Does Chicago run it? What is the furniture like?
 
when is someone going to mention "a bikini team"?!!? preferably female.
 
I can think of nothing more terrifying then a portrait of Dallas ADA staring at me in a bathroom stall.

I suggest the installation of a cross immediately behind the statute of "spirit walker" out in front of the law school
 
The CL's. You know, to bring a little mischief and lighten things up a bit.

Mrs. CL
 
I second the idea of The CLs. Or maybe some Unitarian Dancers.
 
A professional masseuse would have been nice. Heck, I wish my law firm had one.
 
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