Friday, July 11, 2008

 

Hot Hot Hot Haiku Friday

Summer in Texas is... hot. I'm still not used to it, the same way I never quite got used to snow in April (though I was born into that particular disaster). There is a lot I really love about Texas, though. I think this is a good week for Texas haiku. You can either borrow from one of the themes below or just include the phrase "There is a snake in my boot!"

1) Dallas
2) BBQ
3) Football
4) Austin
5) Fajitas
6) Trey Wingo
7) Texas A & M Aggies
8) Chewing tobacco
9) Houston
10) Angry florists with guns

Here is mine:

Walk to La Fiesta
Margarita, fajita
Waddle on back home.

Now, it is your turn...

Comments:
House won't be done on
time. Homeless for a month, but
at least no more goat.

All packed up, and no
place to go. Will this ever
END??? Want my house back.

HOT in Oregon
too, not like Texas though. Ouch.
I loathe hot weather.

Four Hundred and Forty
Nine days now, I have lived in
someone else's house.

Worst part is: feel bad
for being mad, as other
people much worse off.

Is there no justice?
Will they get away with this????
I am losing faith,

but this is not the
end. I will NEVER give up.
They blew up the WRONG HOUSE.
 
I saw this and thought of you.
 
Why's it "Texas" toast?
Because it's a bit bigger?
Or is it the "crust?"
 
aggies yell loud for
football team to score touchdowns
aggies don't haiku
 
Return to Texas
Houston, Austin, or Dallas
Which one shall it be

Dallas hates Houston
Houston is now a boom town
Austin still laid back?

Four years in DC
Now I do oil and gas work
Keep boys from prison

Houston is the place?
In house counsel, oil and gas
Who think I'm crazy?
 
Obama nutless
maybe he can borrow some
from H-rod Clinton
 
In NY there's snow
But there sure ain't fire ants!!
Painful lesson learned :(
 
Let's agree to keep
All tasteless political
Attacks off Razor.

The stupid attack
On Obama by Anonymous
Will spur more of same:


John McCain looks like
He has chewing tobacco
in his cheek. Weird.
 
Political talk
on haiku Friday?? And its
not even funny...

"Tasteless" probably
not accurate. "Humorless"
sure. Just "not funny."

Making fun of face??
Really?? Jokes about cancer??
"Scumbag" comes to mind.

Why must we always
include aggies on haiku
Friday?? They just suck.

Can't even think of
creative ways to say it.
The just suck real hard.

And they certainly
don't represent Texas!! If
anything Baylor

is the better choice.
Established by Republic
of Texas baby!!!
 
The biggest lie that
An Aggie can tell is that
The sheep lie. A lot.
 
Oh geez here we go
One nut job politico
Drop the gloves. Fight! Fight!
 
July in Spain hot,
The cerveza is cold as ice,
Refrigerator.
 
Practice Court is over
The Bar exam will come soon
It's moving time
 
No haiku today,
There's a snake in my boot, YIKES!
Need Margarita!

Coppertone? Sunburn.
Fajitas for dinner? Yes!
Air conditioning.

Love summer, love hot.
Makes you appreciate pool,
free towels at Ridgewood.


Mrs. CL
 
They took my tonsils
Did not give them back in jar
I do not miss them

Painkiller works well
I am groggy. Would I see
A snake in my boot?
 
Aggies are evil
Beware of surprise buttsecks
If ewe are a sheep

(Late entry, but...no fair! Stumbling distance of La Fiesta?!)
 
IPLAW I am 43 years old I have been BEGGING my doctors to allow me to get my tonsils removed for like a DECADE. They give me all these lame excuses why they will not do it.

My Dad was a Dr and he never wanted them out probably to torture me I would guess. I am sure it hurts but eat some ice cream. You are the luckiest person on EARTH, tonsils SUCK!!!!!
 
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