Friday, June 06, 2008
Leaving politics behind (mostly), let us haiku together...
I actually didn't know that there was a short-lived WB show called "Grosse Pointe," but I find myself there nonetheless, at my parents' house. They're fine, thanks.
But enough pleasantries, let us haiku. Here are the topics for the week:
1) O'bama: Irish?
2) The WB
3) Politics on the Razor
4) Terrible, trashy television
5) The Sex and the City movie
6) Wings win!
7) Now Waco is a sweltering Hell of Summertime debauchery
8) Gore-Tex
9) Hockey pants
10) Summer music
Here is mine:
I apologize
For "squirted" and "goalie pants"
In the same sentence.
Now, you haiku!
Comments:
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A Series on Hope
Barack qualified?
Holiday Inn Express great,
But it has limits.
Fifty-seven states
Full of hope-change-hope-change-hope:
And still, no substance.
Sure, he can speak well.
The man has a silver tongue.
No one questions that.
I might be impressed
But I've seen dozens as good
Just in Practice Court.
Still, maybe he's right.
Maybe our hope can change things.
I hope he loses.
--JRH
Barack qualified?
Holiday Inn Express great,
But it has limits.
Fifty-seven states
Full of hope-change-hope-change-hope:
And still, no substance.
Sure, he can speak well.
The man has a silver tongue.
No one questions that.
I might be impressed
But I've seen dozens as good
Just in Practice Court.
Still, maybe he's right.
Maybe our hope can change things.
I hope he loses.
--JRH
# posted by 
: 4:14 PM
: 4:14 PM
Oh, please don't spoil my
Guilty pleasure. "Sex and the
City." Seeing the
Movie on Sunday.
Reward for spending a week
With spoiled teenagers.
Guilty pleasure. "Sex and the
City." Seeing the
Movie on Sunday.
Reward for spending a week
With spoiled teenagers.
# posted by : 5:04 PM
: 5:04 PM
Sex and the City
I saw the movie. Loved it.
But I am a chick.
Monday Habib comes.
Can't wait to see him, discuss
my tile fantasies.
African gray slate?
Don't tease me. Bill calls Habib
My Tile Boyfriend. He's not.
He's my Tile Soulmate.
He gets it, he has "The Vision Thing." Like GHWBush (41)
I tell Habib I
want a Turtle themed bathroom.
He gets it, he knows.
Still hate the goat farm.
I complain WAY too much. I
know this. Its not good.
Will move July 31st.
Can't afford furniture, floors,
appliances. Don't care.
Just want to be home.
Its been 14 months. I could
write a Blues song @ it.
Until then, I am just
Packing the Pod. Sounds dirty.
Cannot wait to move.
Preschool ended for
summer, now swimming, Kinder
Kempo and Day Camp.
Pretty soon, kid will
be home all day, watching stupid
"Hard Hat Harry" movie.
Spencer has watched it 9000
times. I want to tie up HHH,
throw him off a bridge.
I saw the movie. Loved it.
But I am a chick.
Monday Habib comes.
Can't wait to see him, discuss
my tile fantasies.
African gray slate?
Don't tease me. Bill calls Habib
My Tile Boyfriend. He's not.
He's my Tile Soulmate.
He gets it, he has "The Vision Thing." Like GHWBush (41)
I tell Habib I
want a Turtle themed bathroom.
He gets it, he knows.
Still hate the goat farm.
I complain WAY too much. I
know this. Its not good.
Will move July 31st.
Can't afford furniture, floors,
appliances. Don't care.
Just want to be home.
Its been 14 months. I could
write a Blues song @ it.
Until then, I am just
Packing the Pod. Sounds dirty.
Cannot wait to move.
Preschool ended for
summer, now swimming, Kinder
Kempo and Day Camp.
Pretty soon, kid will
be home all day, watching stupid
"Hard Hat Harry" movie.
Spencer has watched it 9000
times. I want to tie up HHH,
throw him off a bridge.
Please don't even start
About Sex and the City
It's porn for women
Read that in the news
But the paper gave it 3
whole entire stars.
Wo could even watch
This crap?!? Of course I can't go.
I am twelve years old.
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About Sex and the City
It's porn for women
Read that in the news
But the paper gave it 3
whole entire stars.
Wo could even watch
This crap?!? Of course I can't go.
I am twelve years old.
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