Friday, May 02, 2008

 

To the Ramparts for Haiku Friday!



Today we give the last finals of the quarter, and tomorrow is commencement, yet again. With four commencements a year, they seem to come pretty fast.

Here are the topics for haiku this week:

1) The baseball season, so far
2) What I would do with $2 million
3) Baylor and the bar exam
4) Commencement
5) Allergies
6) The Coneheads
7) Pants full of cash
8) Bad dreams
9) Barbecue
10) The NFL draft

Or, shoot, haiku about whatever. Here is mine for this week:

I walk to the store
And order a large wormshake
Only a dream, a dream...

Now it is your turn--

# posted by Mark Osler @ 1:53 AM
Comments:
Visit old cash-pants
In front of the law building--
Says "No cash for you!"
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:30 AM
 
If I had 2 mil
I'd buy me an ice cream truck
And circle my own house.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:48 AM
 
long for commencement
just a mere 3 months away
doh, pass PC first!
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 12:59 AM
 
"Long, for commencement"
That's what they said, after
Serr's invocation.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:09 AM
 
I'm Mr. Lego
Back from my long hiatus
I missed you Osler.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:57 AM
 
That Austin law school
Think they're so superior
What happens when fail

The bar you wonder
Baker Botts says adios
You are a loser.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:00 AM
 
The bar and Baker-
Claims he drank Dr. Pepper
After he passed.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:45 AM
 
Beldar and Connie
Were in Waco last week
Visiting Bates.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:56 AM
 
Sad that Black Sabbath
Never did a tune about
your Prof. Megatron
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:11 AM
 
Four Game Winning Streak!
Seven out of the last nine!
Phew! Nats won't be Mets.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:13 AM
 
Go, Gnats, Go! DC!
One hundred sixty-four games
Who cares anymore?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:49 AM
 
Bear of cash-pants
Which of your pockets has one
Hundred thousand bucks?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:26 AM
 
Clerks hir'd on Facebook?
The world has truly gone mad!
Next, singing judges...
# posted by Blogger Mark Osler : 11:54 AM
 
I like pants of cash
They could buy me a brand new
Puffalump bunny
# posted by Blogger Coco : 12:13 PM
 
Baker drank DP,
But mixed with grain, vodka,
beer, and tequila.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:36 PM
 
The Baker liquors--
Thorough barf analysis
Provided data.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:37 PM
 
O you Coneheads, you
Made high school so much better,
Highlight of my week

In 1979.
Something to look forward to,
Aykroyd and Curtin.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:22 PM
 
Broke? Need some trowsers?
Presidential Pants, Inc., "It's
Cash up to your Ash!"
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:23 PM
 
It's the missing Goose!
Lost in the Plains of Cali
Reno Amy-land.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:24 PM
 
My husband now wants
to install a Dumbwaiter.
Housebuilding Gone Wild.
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 8:15 PM
 
This week, I watched show
on PBS: "Carrier."
Awesome. I'm Navy bound.
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 8:18 PM
 
Osler is that your sad lookin' dawg?

He shore is a cutie.
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 6:50 PM
 
I always sneeze lots,
This time of the year, summer,
Pollen kills moral.
# posted by Blogger The Medievalist : 11:32 PM
 
Tyd,

That is my sad cute puppy-- Popeye.
And one picture Oz is welcome to reuse as many times as he wishes!!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:40 AM
 
Squeek: That dawg is adorable!!!!
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 12:38 PM
 
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