Friday, May 23, 2008

 

Pandaf Buyed Razor, Haiku Now!


Pandas buyd Razor fromm the Frenndch. Use moneyy from "Pandaa Express" Restaurants, and now have blogh. Typeing with big paws hardf! Detroit Rock City!

Now you musts haiku. Pandas pick themes for our blogf:

1) Stupid other kinds of bear
2) Mating
3) Employment Panda
4) Bamboo goodf to eat
5) Lemmy from Motorhead
6) Ling-Ling smells bad
7) Bimbo: A panda?
8) Nixon visit us!
9) Panda-monium!
10) Panda v. Wookie

Here is Panda's:

Panda love music
Of Lemmy from Motorhead
When still with Hawkwind.

Now haiku or Panda take your shirtg.

Comments:
Nixon at Baylor
Quite a night that was, people
He wore a big hat.
 
Somehow, I always knew that panda bears must love Motorhead.
 
Panda and Wookie,
K-i-s-s-i-n-g,
This is disgusting.
 
Vaguely Eastern Sound
Hawkwind's mystical music
They took lots of drugs
 
American flies
To Zurich: big "sale" on now,
Eleven hundred

Bucks. For that price, you
Should be able to bring your
Fav'rite panda, free.

Maybe AA should
Hire pandas to fix their planes,
With Wookie sidekicks.
 
Pandas love Nixon
He brought them to the U.S.
Republicans, all.
 
Hawkwind-- is that a
Fart reference? Panda bears
Must be eleven.
 
The food and the wine
And poem of the Jesus,
French did this better
 
Hawkwind: a cult band
Bizarre songs and poetry
plus crazy antics

Once known as "Band X"
Set up outside Isle of Man
Festival to Jam

Famous for sci-fi
LP cover art and strange
spoken word/chant tracks
 
Bamboo shoots good eats
Unless earthquake wipes out land
Where panda did eat.

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Interweb Pandas?
A T & T service dead
Quakes hate panda blogs.
 
Ling-ling smells bad, huh?
Maybe it is the bamboo
Or all that mating.
 
Hawkwind sometimes has
A guest musician named Mike
He lives in Lost Pines

(NB: SF author and transplant Texan Michael Moorcock sometimes rocks out with Hawkwind, or Blue Öyster Cult. No word on his feelings on pandas.)
 
My brother was "Hawk"
I would follow him around
Sometimes smelt "Hawkwind."
 
KISS Pandas Scary.
Thich one is the Gene Simmons?
That guy is a perv.

House now has all its
insulation. Next: Drywall.
Goat Farm smells bad. Like Panda.

Canby just got a
Panda Express. But Drive thru
is still not working.

Canby is the great
Culinary hot spot of
Clackamas County

Taco Bell, Panda,
Burgerville, McD's, Carls Jr,
Top O' Hill Diner.

Yeah, that's right. We have allll of those crappy restaurants, AND Corn Cannons.
 
I think the second one from the left is Gene Simmons.
 
Panda bear party!
Lots of mating and liquor.
No, wait-- that's Swanburg.
 
Bunnies are better
We pull way more tail than you
Bow to the bunny!
 
http://gritsforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2008/05/3rd-court-of-appeals-state-had-no-right.html

CoA rules
CPS, release those kids!
Constitution wins!
 
Hawkwind and Uriah Heep,
Bravo Status Quo and
All limey rockers!

Bamboo shoots good eats!
High fiber, low calorie
top notch Panda treats!


"Nixon in China:
an opera or ballet.
I forget. Still sucked.

RFDIII
 
Wake up to Panda
Lunch and dinner with Panda
Panda overload?
 
not enough pandas!
fun at lunch and dinner, too
best of all the bears
 
Bamboo is good food
I also eat koalas
They taste like cough drops.
 
New owners of the Razor?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSPl0hqluK8
 
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